There were 788 billionaires in the U.S. at the end of 2019, which was the most recent statistic I could find. Probably more now, let's call it 800. Now let's say each billionaire weighs 150 pounds. The cumulative weight of America's billionaires would then be 120,000 lbs.

There are 16 oz per pound. Doing the math that means all of America's billionaires weigh a total of 16x120,000 = 1,920,000 ounces. That may sound like a lot but it really isn't. A 1/4-pounder w/ cheese has a 4 oz meat patty. That's a pre-cooked weight but we're spit-balling here.

Now assume thru the magic of "pink slime" that you can use ALL of the billionaire. 1,920,000oz divided by 4 oz/patty = 480,000 1/4-pound billionaire patties. There are about 330 million Americans. Subtract out 800 billionaires and you still have about 330 million Americans.

So we've got 480,000 1/4-pound billionaire w/ cheese sandwiches & 330 million non-billionaire Americans to eat them. That's 330 million/480,000 = 688 Americans per 1/4-pound billionaire w/ cheese sandwich. If we all just eat 1/688th of a greasy sandwich we can save America.

So for all of you who say, “Eating the rich sounds good in theory but I don't think I could ever actually eat a billionaire,” that's just it, you don’t have to! The tiniest bite is all that’s required of any of us if we all just do our part.