8 kinds of Twitter traders:

1. Creepers: don’t ever engage with anyone, just creepin around twitter looking for info & silently laughing at post 🕵🏻‍♀️🕵🏽‍♀️🕵🏿‍♀️

2. Pretend to Knowers: Make up words to try to sound fancy when they are clueless 🤵🏼‍♀️🙄

3. Pumpers: The most incredible news
Will definitely (maybe, in my opinion) come out tomorrow! Don’t be left without shares! To da moon 🌙 🚀

4. Inspirational: Inspires you to make monies so you can have more monies and feel more goods about having more monies & good feels 🎤💥✌️

5. Technical: believes in charts
Above all else. Usually pretty successful and highly under rated because they are more logical and less flashy 📈📉

6. Back in My Day: Been trading since trading was done via phone calls. Will always tell you that you “will learn the hard way” if you don’t take their advice👵🏼🧓🏽
7. Spoon Fed: wants to know what to buy, when to buy it, when to sell it & wants a guarantee they won’t lose money 🥄 👶 🍼

8. Buy my Course: will sell you stuff so you can learn some stuff but usually people don’t find it anymore useful than free stuff 👨🏻‍🏫👩🏽‍🏫
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