well it’s time to catalogue 147 secret service pins

here they are all laid out. this is an agent’s whole career here

let’s start for the ones for specialist units. here’s financial crimes. uhhhhh

polygraphs are a useless if not actively dangerous tool but you do get a cool pin

scary guys part one

scary guys part two

management and operations. these appear to be colour coded based on how credibly they can threaten your pension

da veep

I really don’t care, do u?

GRAPHIC DESIGN IS MY PASSION

the guys who make and track visitor and staff badges made a badge of a badge

the secret service also guards foreign embassies in the US

special services division appears to be afraid they’ll forget what the car looks like

looks like they just give these out to kids who fly on Air Force One, which,

speaking of the Air Force, eagle

no clue

anyway those are all the unit ones. now for the seasonal pins

MR CLAUS GET DOWN

based on knowledge and experience of cop culture I believe ‘special operations’ here is sarcastic, which I can always appreciate

now for other event-based pins

Makes sense to give out a pin for a campaign season, it’s a lot of work and you stopped anyone from killing your guy

likewise we got summer and Winter Olympics and a World Cup

pope

the fucking dayton accords

party convention pins are uniquely ugly

fed conventions. off the top of my head I bet WIFLE is women in federal law enforcement

only one inaugural, Bush’s first

next tranche of these are what I’m calling secret service extracurriculars

you’d think the secret service would be good at soccer but they only really know how to tackle

yeah I play hockey for the secret service

now we’re into the bulk of these, which are different field offices around the world. find out what the secret service thinks about your city

Atlanta has two things, peach and olympics

tejas. Dallas, or as I think of it, the Thin Fucking Ice Field Office

new yawk babey greatest city in da world let’s go mets luv da mets

eyyy ohh I’m about ta fuckin retire out heah

the state of Georgia legally requires us to put a peach on these

yeah I work for the secret service in Washington. what? n-no, not at the White House

whatever, Missouri