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well it’s time to catalogue 147 secret service pins
here they are all laid out. this is an agent’s whole career here
let’s start for the ones for specialist units. here’s financial crimes. uhhhhh
polygraphs are a useless if not actively dangerous tool but you do get a cool pin
scary guys part one
scary guys part two
management and operations. these appear to be colour coded based on how credibly they can threaten your pension
da veep
I really don’t care, do u?
GRAPHIC DESIGN IS MY PASSION
the guys who make and track visitor and staff badges made a badge of a badge
the secret service also guards foreign embassies in the US
special services division appears to be afraid they’ll forget what the car looks like
looks like they just give these out to kids who fly on Air Force One, which, 
speaking of the Air Force, eagle
no clue
anyway those are all the unit ones. now for the seasonal pins
MR CLAUS GET DOWN
based on knowledge and experience of cop culture I believe ‘special operations’ here is sarcastic, which I can always appreciate
now for other event-based pins
Makes sense to give out a pin for a campaign season, it’s a lot of work and you stopped anyone from killing your guy
likewise we got summer and Winter Olympics and a World Cup
pope
the fucking dayton accords
party convention pins are uniquely ugly
fed conventions. off the top of my head I bet WIFLE is women in federal law enforcement
only one inaugural, Bush’s first
next tranche of these are what I’m calling secret service extracurriculars
you’d think the secret service would be good at soccer but they only really know how to tackle
yeah I play hockey for the secret service
now we’re into the bulk of these, which are different field offices around the world. find out what the secret service thinks about your city
Atlanta has two things, peach and olympics
tejas. Dallas, or as I think of it, the Thin Fucking Ice Field Office
new yawk babey greatest city in da world let’s go mets luv da mets
eyyy ohh I’m about ta fuckin retire out heah
the state of Georgia legally requires us to put a peach on these
yeah I work for the secret service in Washington. what? n-no, not at the White House
whatever, Missouri
