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American soldiers come under fire during the invasion of Florida
(2022 colorized)
(2022 colorized)
President Harris ordered troops in to the state when then governor Ron Desantis declared that his dick was bigger than hers
When the hordes of yankee invaders were vanquished by methamphetamine fueled swamp people Harris was forced to resign in disgrace and the people of America never had to wear a face covering ever again
A key moment in the war came when Cuban exiles driving 1980s era mack dump trucks loaded with plastic explosives punched a hole in the American lines dividing the forces of General David Hogg and subjected his right flank to enfilading fire
As the casualties mounted on his right General Hogg regretted his decision to arm his troops with cocks not glocks
Hogg's left held its ground until a masterful offensive aerial bombardment organized by former Miami Dolphins hall of fame quarterback Dan Marino forced them in to full retreat
Hogg's battered and broken army sought refuge in the newly blue state of Georgia but was shocked to find the inhabitants were hostile to them
Unable to reach safe haven in the Atlanta metro area Hogg's forces were eventually forced to surrender after a crushing defeat in the battle of Tifton
