You all thought Jackie Weaver and the Handforth Parish Council thing was funny?

Wait until I introduce you to the people of Eastbourne starting with Edith vs Dorothy.

Read the whole thread in the posts below as it gets a whole lot better. #EastbourneEcho
A little bit of backstory before we get into the madness.

Eastbourne is a town in the South East of England. It is often called 'God's Waiting Room' due to its elderly population full of cute old people.
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When Patricia was not happy that she had to wait in a queue despite having arthritis.
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When Joanne was ready to have a cat arrested for harassment.
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When Marnie stuck up for the guvmerent and isenshol workers. Legend.
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You thought Coleen Rooney vs Rebekah Vardy was the biggest cat fight of our time?

I give to you... Penny vs Keren.
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When Ramesh offered the town a deal that they just couldn't refuse.
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When Gina posted a private message in a public group about her mother-in-law and sister-in-law.

Update: It all kicked off.
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When Martin just couldn't think of the exact brand.

P.S. I love Caroline's comment.
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When Patricia wanted to give back to the local community.

All I have to say about this one is... 'the usual wear and tear' Skull
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A personal favourite. When Martyn wanted to combat youth unemployment in the town.

I introduce to you... the Seagull Security Squad.
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I hope this thread made you smile as much as it did me as I was putting it together.

Please use the hashtag #EastbourneEcho in your responses - we'd love the world to know about our little town! 😂
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