Okay @SeanAstin I'm a little rattled here. I'm going about my day just having random thoughts then as often happens I think about the GOONIES cause HEY whats not to love about the GOONIES.
ME: Man those GOONIES sure had a great adventure looking for One Eyed Willie's treasure.... One Eyed Willie... wait...
One Eyed Willie... ONE EYED WILLIE.

WAIT WAS THIS ALL ONE BIG DICK JOKE??!!
It's the equivalent of calling it:

TROUSER SNAKE TREASURE

CAPTAIN PECKERS PRECIOUS

FIRST MATE WANG'S CHEST OF WONDERS

Could this be true?
Then I'm like NO. NO it can't be a dick joke can it? @SeanAstin can it?

LIKE WAS I TODAY YEARS OLD WHEN I FIGURED OUT A 30 yr OLD DICK JOKE THAT COMPLETELY WENT OVER MY HEAD???

I'm rattled...
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