the original seungkwan top scripture https://twitter.com/jigglykwan/status/1357567780892114944
boogyu club gays someone please PLEASE please. please i'm begging. any variation on this concept i don't even CARE about the paring
U NEED OPTIONS????? boogyu go to club every week to "pull" but seungkwan can't stop acting like mingyu's yappy little dog body guard and staving off all the thirsty twinks
boogyu go to club and hansol comes up to them and seungkwan starts barking bc he is positive that he's trying to hit on mingyu and hansol cannot seem to convince him that actually it's seungkwan he's interested in??????? hello??????
follow up to this idea: seungkwan finally gets bae in the club and leaves mingyu there after being assured repeatedly that it's FINE. mingyu, maudlin, drinks at the bar and someone (jeonghan) approaches him trying to streetcast him for an agency and mingyu bursts into tears
seokmin approaches them in the club and he's so pathetically bad at it that seungkwan hangs up his bodyguard act to conspire with him for the perfect seokgyu meet cute. it is a multiple week long heist
BOOGYU ACCIDENTALLY GET INTO A DANCE OFF TO THE DEATH WITH SOONCHAN
boogyu minding their own business being unapproachable hotties get unwillingly casted into married jeongcheol's weird jealousy roleplay
omg i haven't even considered them coming to the club separately yet. seungkwan walks in to the bathroom to find mingyu crying bc the guy he came with started making out with someone else and *supportive girl in the club bathroom* besties ensues
post club brunch bitch session where mingyu gets a text from a number he doesn't know with details about some art show from this random artist????? spoiler: he goes to the show and introduces himself to the artist and minghao goes ..... ur tongue was down my throat three days ago
ok that's enough. i have to do my job. again i'm begging u to steal my ideas. thx
WONU AS AN RLY FAMOUS EDM DJ WHO ALWAYS WEARS A STUPID MASK TO CONCEAL HIS IDENTITY BUT SEUNGKWAN CATCHES HIM TAKING IT OFF TO HAVE A CIGARETTE WHILE HE WAITS FOR A TAXI AND SCREAMS SO LOUD THAT WONU ALMOST PISSES HIMSELF. anyway they fall in love
ok im going now. I'M GOIN FOR REAL DON'T ASK ME ANY MORE QUESTIONS. GOODBYE