levi

-the devils children
-every time you speak a child dies in the middle east
-you will probably take everything i say here as a compliment..
-being a bad person doesn’t make you cool!
-you will never succeed in life
-you were neglected as a child and its all u talk abt

jean

-wow you really hate yourself huh
-edgelord
-your problematic behavior wont make you funny
-you either have zero personality or ur too mean you’re embarrassing yourself
-wow here’s another jeanmarco shipper point and laugh guys !
-you try too hard its funny

connie

-you think youre better than everyone else, youre not
-individuality complex
-huh you hate popular things you must be so cool and interesting!
-“connie is so underrated”
-liking “underrated characters” doesn’t give you a personality
-mentally youre a cishet male

gabi

-u think youre better than eren stans, youre not
-PROJECTING IS YOUR HOBBY
-u take everything too seriously it ruins everyones day
-i just love seeing you embarrassing yourself
-jobless mfs got nothing better to do other than defending a fictional character online

reiner

- #sad #emo #mentalillness
-your mom still does your laundry
-youre 30 probably
- wearing black isnt a personality trait
-jobless and bitchless
- i really have nothing to say abt u guys thats how irrelevant you are

hange

-youre not oppressed for liking hange who lied to you
-you want attention badly its sad
-that hange shred wont be explained btw
-i kin hange im such a quirky scientist
-your ANISD gets 2 likes every time stop reposting it
-your entire personality is based on liking hange

sasha

-you are perfect

bert

-stop making “bertolito burrito” jokes its not funny
-just you existing gives me secondhand embarrassment
-tf is wrong with you
-you were spoiled as a child i just know it
-stfu pls just for 2 mins let us be free
-you start problems unprovoked and for WHO?? BERT???