Working in a music library has made me realised that the alphabet has serious design flaws and yes I'm popping off about this in a thread //

We should have spent more time in school going over G-O that whole area is just a void to me at this point. I lose a sense of reality between G and O and for that the school system has failed me

N and M are TOO CLOSE TOGETHER it's high time they get some s p a c e because I can't ever tell which comes first at that's stressful to me. M is gorgeous, she's luxurious but also chic and involves both the lips she deserves more than to hang out next to N

And I know that you're gonna say 'oh but what about lmnop it slaps??' well guess what lmnop are like the popular kids of the alphabet and popular kids bullied me so that's really quite triggering and it's about time someone else gets the spotlight

Don't even get me started on UVWX they think they are so cool but in reality I just error here. NOPE.

I'm kind of obsessed with X tho like just look at her

X

What a serve I have so much time for X and I know you do too x

I'm not touching JK. It's honestly perfect. JK are like the comedy queens of this here circus and they are literally a joke. JK. It makes so much sense.10/10

L needs relocating PRONTO. It's problematic that L is somewhere to be found in the miasma of uncertainty that is G-O. I'm here for you, L, move to the godly ranks of RST where u belong

I was about to cancel FGH but then I remembered the word Afghanistan and I like that word, it helps me navigate FGH but I would still truthfully say it needs to have words with itself but that's just me I think I just have a problem with G and that's my business to handle

P and R are a right PAIR, and Q sitting in between them like a gooseberry is just not sitting well with me. Q could honestly start its own alphabet it's that iconíque

XYZ is aesthetic yet pathetic but I'm here for that

There may be updates to follow idk