CopyPastas, A Thread. [V1]

Listen mate, I ain’t got time for your bullshit. See the world, open a book or some shit. It’s pretty ironic that you say I have no life, I’m juggling 9 cooperations as we speak. The shear irrelevance of you to me is quite unfathomable by your limited mental capacity

Miss this platform when it used to be good for constructive and healthy discussions and didn't have these r3ta4t6d kids. I wonder what caused it, or maybe it's just that this generation is completely brain dead.

@Wartunjr woke up Hungry

0 kids fed
1 Virgin Wife beaten
0 decent remaining hair follicles
3 family members in the basement
0 gf's
10000 Useless tweets in a day
100 % Virgin
1 @TahaFCB_ shag

Better than @Lanatwandowski?

Barca’s road to embarrassment

2016 -Bottled a 2-1 to Atletico Madrid
2017 -smashed by a finished Juve 3-0
2018 -Bottled a 2-0 to a team who finished 8th in Serie a
2019 -Lost 4-0 to Liverpool, corner taken quickly origiiiii
2020 -humiliated 8-2 vs Bayern
2021 - ??

Penaldo's mickey mouse cakewalk to the Euro
- Played Iceland Hungary Austria in the GS
- Carried By Quaresma vs Croatia
- Carried in a penalty shootout vs Poland
- Carried by Nani vs a Wales with no Ramsey
- Carried By Eder in the final

Penaldo didn't win the Euro in my book

Ronaldo fanboys thought process:
1.Messi has better game week than Ronaldo: Ronaldo goat better history more international trophy
2.Ronaldo has better game week than Messi: Ronaldo goat, Messi finished, 6 Balondor, 6 golden boots, and history doesn’t matter

I’ve had enough of this bullshit , I work backstage at the camp nou ! Lewa dosent pay me anything meanwhile all I get is one penny out of his pocket every hour. Terminate this midget’s contract or else I will quit and tax fraud just like my idol #Messipoop

Real Madrid are in the Mud
- Ceballos is playing for a bigger club
-Varane wants to leave
-Ramos wants to leave
-odegaard left
-Isco wants to leave
-Still play 34 year olds
-Bad coach
-Ruined Hazard
-Lost to a 3rd division team
-lost Spanish super cup
-lost copa del rey

Why you don’t have a job

-12 years old to young
-Still in middle school
-Parents just bought him his first phone
-Spent all of his Christmas money on fortnite
-gets shoved into lockers every day

You don’t have a job in my book

I still think Ronaldo was hyped beyond his quality. He hardly gets past a player and his dribbling WAS aesthetically pleasing but it wasn't effective. He relies on penalties and tapins now.
Sometimes I ask myself have his fans been deceived ? Or just don't understand football.

OMG STOP IT BROSKI I am lolling at your legendary banter right now!! By far the BEST FT account my dudeinho But a lil birdie told me ya a big boy account so can I have a cheeky followback and a shoutout so my twonks bless your timeline? Thanks boss

Timeline awake the Broski brand has been taking off lately you know what that means?? we are the biggest foundation on this bird app 2021 has only just started and we’re already taking over

Wait a minute what’s that I smell frying?? is that... I think it’s the smell.. OF A BRILLIANT TWONKADOO!! ahhh yes love a spicy great twinkle from the himself so how about a lil shout out my guyinho and I’ll serve you with my twonks?

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My hands are shaking rn , I was completely taken by surprise. My 2 year old daughter just spoke her first words , she said,"is it true Messi is going to bottle yet again and cry ? " and I couldn't control my tears. Tears of joy came out

Let me break this down for you. Werner isn't a pure striker. He's more of a regista libero sweeper keeper bananenflanke introverted raumdeuter out and out stopper 12th man vianema center wing catenaccio mercurial transexual left handed target offside trap type of player

We need to stop engaging in football debates with United fans. That’s all there is to it. Every other fanbase has biased opinions but I truly believe their brains don’t work like the rest of us.

As a lifelong Bayern fan, it pains me to say that Robert Lewandowski is a Fraud. Dropping him and signing an elite striker like @Lanatwandowski will significantly improve our chance to win the League.

MOURINHO'S LAST STINTS:

- Picked up fights w/ players. Awful results. Fired by Real Madrid.

- Picked up fights w/ players. Awful results. Fired by Chelsea.

- Picked up fights w/ players. Awful results. Fired by Man United.

- Soon to be fired by Tottenham.

THE FINISHED ONE.

I am a Broski fan and i might get slandered for this but Broski is washed up and finished. He should just stop trolling as he no longer has the skill or ability.He is staying relevant only by trolling messisexual in goal's tweet. That's what finished person do

Bayern are the most gay club I saw they are the smallest club in the world we won 8-2 with luck barca had it but we are a lucky club

Pendu woke up feeling Hungry today

- 1 tap in
- 0 assists
- 0 key passes
- 0 chances created
-1/1success dribbles
-0 completed through balls
- Can only perform vs SPEIZA?
-Better than ELDER POSTIGA????

I love watching Ahmad cry, it’s a lifestyle a reason to breathe an escape from this evil world filled with thieves It’s art the first gift you open on Xmas a hug from a loved one everything you’ve ever wanted love everything you need

I am a Lewandowski fan and i might get slandered for this but Lewafraudski is washed up and finished. He should just stop playing football as he no longer has the skill or ability.He is staying relevant only by scoring penalties in farmers league. That's what finished players do.