Thinking of GrayPlaugeing® your house too? Here's your handy checklist.
✔️white render when everyone else is natural
✔️dark grey plastic window frames
✔️dark grey roof when everyone else has red tiles
✔️dark grey fencing , downpipes, brickwork, gravel, decking, letterbox
✔️totally unnecessary focal point woodburner to distract from oversize focal point TV
✔️cold white LEDs for that clinical lighting edge
✔️Prosecco-themed wall art
✔️cold white LED striplighting
✔️Another focal point giant TV around the corner from the first focal point giant TV, in case you should be inclined to mealtime converstation
✔️Don't get carried away with grey furniture. Mix it up with some white furniture.
✔️copper lightshades, just in case some internet idiot accuses you of having every single last thing in your kitchen in grey.
✔️why not breakup the monotony of an entirely grey downstairs with a grey upstairs?
✔️grey Venetian blinds will hide the little chinks of light and colour from the sky and your neighbours' non-grey roofs
✔️monochrome bathroom fittings
✔️oversized instagramme influencer LED ringlight mirror that you can only use by straddling the throne
✔️who has a round bottom? Why not go for a square toilet just to be different
✔️ did you know bath towels also came in grey? They do. Get some.
✔️plough up your lawn and replace it with plastic green carpet
✔️get more grey downpipes, more grey fencing, a grey shed, grey decking, grey garden furniture
✔️Accent with some colourful garden gnomes, lest you be accused of being overly grey
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