Thinking of GrayPlaugeing® your house too? Here's your handy checklist.

white render when everyone else is natural

dark grey plastic window frames

dark grey roof when everyone else has red tiles

dark grey fencing , downpipes, brickwork, gravel, decking, letterbox

totally unnecessary focal point woodburner to distract from oversize focal point TV

cold white LEDs for that clinical lighting edge

Prosecco-themed wall art

cold white LED striplighting

Another focal point giant TV around the corner from the first focal point giant TV, in case you should be inclined to mealtime converstation

Don't get carried away with grey furniture. Mix it up with some white furniture.

copper lightshades, just in case some internet idiot accuses you of having every single last thing in your kitchen in grey.

why not breakup the monotony of an entirely grey downstairs with a grey upstairs?

grey Venetian blinds will hide the little chinks of light and colour from the sky and your neighbours' non-grey roofs

monochrome bathroom fittings

oversized instagramme influencer LED ringlight mirror that you can only use by straddling the throne

who has a round bottom? Why not go for a square toilet just to be different

did you know bath towels also came in grey? They do. Get some.

plough up your lawn and replace it with plastic green carpet

get more grey downpipes, more grey fencing, a grey shed, grey decking, grey garden furniture

Accent with some colourful garden gnomes, lest you be accused of being overly grey
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