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1/ Sorry, it has been a few days since the last time I posted a multi-tweet thread to enrich the souls and intellect of my followers.
I suck.
It happens.
I have been pretty happy with the new admin, and it's been so easy to screw with the leftovers that ..
1/ Sorry, it has been a few days since the last time I posted a multi-tweet thread to enrich the souls and intellect of my followers.
I suck.
It happens.
I have been pretty happy with the new admin, and it's been so easy to screw with the leftovers that ..
2/ I got caught up in the fun and neglected my responsibilities. I am sure that fun will come again, but right now let's think about @mtgreenee @laurenboebert @RepMattGaetz and others, for the clear and present danger they represent.
There is a prevailing comedic aspect to...
There is a prevailing comedic aspect to...
3/ these politicians. @nbcsnl has nailed them, to the point where the satirical representations of some (looking at you @becbenit ) Sadly, the reality of many of them is all too real.
A serious disconnect between not just Reality and fantasy, but ...
A serious disconnect between not just Reality and fantasy, but ...
4/ a chasm between what is acceptable, and what is beyond that realm has been established.
Dan Quayle misspelled "potato" and the whole country agreed "That MFer is too stupid to ever be POTUS.....
Dan Quayle misspelled "potato" and the whole country agreed "That MFer is too stupid to ever be POTUS.....
5/ AND THEN... we got FloridaMan... God help us.
There is little doubt that the current system is flawed. That's a whole different discussion.
Now we are dealing with mOaR cartOOn characters, like @mtgreenee, @laurenboebert, @RepMattGaetz, @Jim_Jordan and others... whose....
There is little doubt that the current system is flawed. That's a whole different discussion.
Now we are dealing with mOaR cartOOn characters, like @mtgreenee, @laurenboebert, @RepMattGaetz, @Jim_Jordan and others... whose....
6/ sole...whose sole and only claim to fame seem to be doing the wrong thing at the wrong time, and saying some wacky shit to get attention.
AND THEY ARE GETTING THAT ATTENTION!
Floridaman shouted loud and long, falsely decreeing that the election was fraudulent....
AND THEY ARE GETTING THAT ATTENTION!
Floridaman shouted loud and long, falsely decreeing that the election was fraudulent....
7/ ...and people believed him after a time.
Now certain representatives, up to and including those I have mentioned (it isn't an all inclusive mix) have been acting straight out of the playbook the pre-Biden admin espoused.
Should we be fooled again?
This isn't about party ...
Now certain representatives, up to and including those I have mentioned (it isn't an all inclusive mix) have been acting straight out of the playbook the pre-Biden admin espoused.
Should we be fooled again?
This isn't about party ...
8/ lines, this isn't Red v Blue (I see you @RoosterTeeth ) ...
this is about right v wrong, not left v right.
Hatred and Intolerance has no place in the America I grew up in.
And I grew up a long time ago...
Hatred, Intolerance and Ignorance have no place in the America...
this is about right v wrong, not left v right.
Hatred and Intolerance has no place in the America I grew up in.
And I grew up a long time ago...
Hatred, Intolerance and Ignorance have no place in the America...
9/ that I once wrote a blank check to, up to and including the sum total of my life on this Earth.
Being a veteran gives me a voice to speak alongside, not for, my peers.
Being a veteran gives me a perspective few can share.
Having taken that Oath, and having upheld it....
Being a veteran gives me a voice to speak alongside, not for, my peers.
Being a veteran gives me a perspective few can share.
Having taken that Oath, and having upheld it....
10/ gives me a right to be outraged when our Constitution is treated like TP for @Jim_Jordan's butthole.
It also gives me the right to pause, and listen to what the very citizens I took an Oath to defend are saying.
From the "Right" I hear, "We The People" shouted.
But....
It also gives me the right to pause, and listen to what the very citizens I took an Oath to defend are saying.
From the "Right" I hear, "We The People" shouted.
But....
11/ ..their "we the people" is an intolerant, authoritarian minority.
On the "left", albeit it not the "far left" {both sides have extremism} we have those who would agree to disagree, and those that fight for NO ONE's WILL to be IMPOSED and FORCED upon another's existence...
On the "left", albeit it not the "far left" {both sides have extremism} we have those who would agree to disagree, and those that fight for NO ONE's WILL to be IMPOSED and FORCED upon another's existence...
12/ In summation, it is my belief that, if your will and doctrine is forced upon everyone you consider inferior because they don't feel the same, you are the asshole.
Live. and Let Live.
Fuck your God, Fuck Your Feelings...
Live. and Let Live.
Fuck your God, Fuck Your Feelings...
13/ ...
We might even agree on some things, but if your position is "I am Right, You are Wrong-basically, "my way or the Highway"...
Hit the Road Jack.
"Love your neighbor" doesn't mean "agree with your neighbor"....
We might even agree on some things, but if your position is "I am Right, You are Wrong-basically, "my way or the Highway"...
Hit the Road Jack.
"Love your neighbor" doesn't mean "agree with your neighbor"....
14/ It isn't Black and White.
Jack and Betty have little to do with it.
There are times when we, as Americans United, need to look at each other and say,
"I don't agree with you. In fact, I kinda think you're an asshole...
Jack and Betty have little to do with it.
There are times when we, as Americans United, need to look at each other and say,
"I don't agree with you. In fact, I kinda think you're an asshole...
15/ ... but... even though I think you're an asshole, we can agree to disagree and NOT try to kill each other"
I have gone about of a roundabout way of saying it, but we, as Americans, must rise above our differences.
We must accept those differences as a part of what makes....
I have gone about of a roundabout way of saying it, but we, as Americans, must rise above our differences.
We must accept those differences as a part of what makes....
16/ ... this nation great.
We must embrace our differences, yes....
But we must not now, nor should we ever, Abandon Our Standards.
I want to be represented by people I can point at and tell my children
"pay attention, you should try to be like them"
Thanks for reading this,
We must embrace our differences, yes....
But we must not now, nor should we ever, Abandon Our Standards.
I want to be represented by people I can point at and tell my children
"pay attention, you should try to be like them"
Thanks for reading this,
17/ and, as always,
Back to your regularly scheduled @parleryoda we now return...
Yes...
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Back to your regularly scheduled @parleryoda we now return...
Yes...
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