Do we think Jackie Weaver is a veteran clerk of the parish council game brought in to take on the ultimate challenge of stabilising the tempestuous #HandforthParishCouncil?
Because if so we need a feature film
‘She’s coming out of retirement for one last planning and environment sub committee’
Opening shot of her digging out old shorthand notebooks from the loft, she blows the dust off them towards the camera to form the opening credits

Maybe I need to go to bed now
‘I promised myself never again after the debacle of the Horwich village Festival steering group in ‘81’

‘But Jackie, no one else can do this - without you Handforth will fall’
‘Hand me my Parker Pen - I’ve got minutes to take’
Potential film titles:

Handforth and Prosper

Parish the thought

Weaver Pitch
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