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I rather cut each of my nipples off with a butter knife than to propose to a dyke.
I rather fist a white porn star with no glove than to propose to a dyke.
I rather peel off each toenail with tweezers than to propose to a dyke.
I rather play drinking Russian roulette at a blood bank than to propose to a dyke.
I rather sit in a jail cell covered in fecal matter for 6 months than to propose to a dyke.
I rather pull out every pubic hair one by one and quilt a blanket than to propose to a dyke.
She can propose to me though
