What is the line of code or piece of technical debt from your days as a junior developer that will haunt you to your grave? Share your shame, this is a safe thread

I hope that the lesson everyone is learning from this is that we literally all write/do stupid shit, usually through no fault of our own, and frequently continue writing stupid shit throughout our careers. Talk about it more openly, and we'll all make fewer mistakes!

Lol found some of my ugly shit. Years ago, before tools to compare your performance in @PlayOverwatch, I wrote this monstrous thing that would chart your performance vs another battletag. Look at all those fucking variables. And I disabled the linter, wonder why lmao

Anyway @MattMersel stats lab API when? I promise I don't write code like that anymore