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If you mention swans to a British person they’ll tell you swans will break your arm and nod knowingly. No other information will be forthcoming on the topic.
Old fashioned candy shops here sell sweets with actively threatening names. Troach drops. Acid drops. Army and Navy tablets. They all taste like sugared houseplants.
Bathroom sink faucets in the UK often have two separate taps for the hot and cold water.
Why?
Fuck you, that's why.
Why?
Fuck you, that's why.
If you mention a weird dream or nightmare, Britishes will ask if you ate a lot of cheese before going to bed.
Oh god, I almost forgot the round system for drinks.
On its surface, it's a commonly used system where everyone takes turns buying drinks for everyone else in their group but there are a million complex subtleties that make it confusing and delightful.
On its surface, it's a commonly used system where everyone takes turns buying drinks for everyone else in their group but there are a million complex subtleties that make it confusing and delightful.
If you and another person are waiting to be served at a bar, you must each claim that the other person was next in line to be served when approached by staff.
This process may involve several rounds of "No, you"s and is resolved via unknown means.
This process may involve several rounds of "No, you"s and is resolved via unknown means.
I've had to mute this thread because I have work to do and y'all's beans on toast takes are too powerful for me.
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