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I have compiled a list of Alleged Pretendian Rez Dogs that we need to expose. I hope you read this thread and retweet it so we can raise awareness of these fakes!!
Toto, this pampered dog couldn’t even tell they weren’t even in Kansas anymore! Any Rez dog knows when they’re not in Kansas
Laika, first dog in space. LOL as if any Rez dog is going to leave the comfort of the Rez and go to OUTER SPACE where there is no one to bum snacks from.
Lassie, no self respecting Rez dog would be that well groomed. And it would have taken one bark to know that she was describing a kid falling into a well. ONE. BARK.
Blue. Rez dogs don’t care about CLUES! They just want to eat. What a joke!
This is a tough one because Tramp was disenrolled...
Benji may look like a Rez dog but really is just ethnically ambiguous and has used that to further their career. Claims to be from many different rez’s
Santa’s Little Helper plum comes from the whitest town in the USA.
Wishbone... I mean... Rez dogs don’t read!!!
Old teller does have strong claims that their dad was from a Rez but it’s really contested and probably fake anyways
Scooby ain’t a Rez dog but he showed up to all the protests and he strongly believed in tribal sovereignty. He is a valuable ally and he knows we’re to score that good stuff on every Rez
Snoopy (seen here playing a cover of an XIT song) claimed to be native but was adopted into a tribe so he’s cool
As much as I want to claim AirBud we know he ain’t a Rez dog or else the refs would have cheated him. But he learned to ball from other Rez dogs and he has been honored on multiple reservations and reserves
Beethoven does have Rez dog ancestry but has no ties to the people and actually really act too good
The Taco Bell dog. He might actually be a Rez dog... I mean, gets really famous and then just disappears... that’s very Rez... but I don’t like them so I’m putting them on here anyways
The Beast from the sandlot. He was kept inside a fence their entire life anyways and then couldn’t even catch that kid running from him
Petey, putting on warpaint doesn’t make you a warrior
Hooch. I really don’t know much about him other than he acts really important
Clifford, but after seeing this gif Shari he just might be a Rez dog... hmmmmmmm
Slinky... I really like him and he’s a good friend but I doubt he is a Rez dog, you know what I’m saying, Vern?
Max IS a Rez dog and wants to come home really bad... poor pup
Zero WAS a Rez dog. WAS!! Past tense
Wait... this guy is a Rez dog... no doubt
Milo from the mask... it’s pretty suspicious how easily he took orders from Stanly
Ghost is pretty Rez but stole my girl friend so I’m putting him on this list
IDK, F Disney
These three. If they were Rez they’d of smelt the food and just stayed
These guys are all honorary Rez dogs
If frankenweenie was a Rez dog he wouldn’t have died when he got ran over
