I was like "Pretty shitty that Aragorn's mom's grave is the ONLY dirty place in Rivendell!!!! Wow!!!" and then I remembered that elves don't die like ever and so they probably super do not understand burial customs and now this is hilarious actually
Arwen: Look it's really important to him that we have this room where we bury her body and put a statue on it
Elrond: Anything else?
Arwen: No I think that's it?
Elrond: OK good let's do that and then never go there ew
The entire Fellowship: *losing it over Gandalf's death*
Legolas: *smizing nervously*
Gandalf: *dies*
Legolas:
Gandalf: *dies*Legolas:
Gandalf: *dies*Legolas:
Gandalf: *dies*Legolas:
Gandalf: *dies*Legolas:
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