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CORRECTLY IDENTIFYING AND CATEGORISING DILFs, A GUIDE FOR #anitwt :
PART ONE: THE PHYSICAL TRAITS OF THE DILF
Is he visibly aged ?
Does he have wrinkles ?
Does he have a rugged appearance ?
Does he have facial hair ?
Does he have grey or greying hair?
Does he have a masculine (not necessarily muscular) body type ?
Is he canonically old enough ?
Is he visibly aged ?
Does he have wrinkles ?
Does he have a rugged appearance ?
Does he have facial hair ?
Does he have grey or greying hair?
Does he have a masculine (not necessarily muscular) body type ?
Is he canonically old enough ?
PART TWO: THE SUBCATEGORIES OF THE DILF
1. Literally a Dad:
Note: This category can be further divided by whether the father is good or whether he is bad (and usually absent).
1. Literally a Dad:
Note: This category can be further divided by whether the father is good or whether he is bad (and usually absent).
CASE STUDY: FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST
Image one: Maes Hughes, the good father DILF subtype.
Image two: Van Hohenheim, the bad and absent father DILF subtype.
Image one: Maes Hughes, the good father DILF subtype.
Image two: Van Hohenheim, the bad and absent father DILF subtype.
2. The older Homosexual Man:
This DILF specimen is particularly attractive and often has crossovers with subcategory 3. Most often, this DILF subcategory appears in anime with a focus on camaraderie and loyalty between men, or scenarios which create this, e.g war anime.
This DILF specimen is particularly attractive and often has crossovers with subcategory 3. Most often, this DILF subcategory appears in anime with a focus on camaraderie and loyalty between men, or scenarios which create this, e.g war anime.
CASE STUDY: ATTACK ON TITAN
Image one: Levi Ackerman, who despite being gay coded, may not qualify, due to his age and youthful appearance, however, his loyalty as Erwin's subordinate and relative age (compared to the 104) may qualify him as The Older Homosexual Man DILF.
Image one: Levi Ackerman, who despite being gay coded, may not qualify, due to his age and youthful appearance, however, his loyalty as Erwin's subordinate and relative age (compared to the 104) may qualify him as The Older Homosexual Man DILF.
Image two: Erwin Smith, an older man who is coded as rather gay, has an aged but well-kept appearance, and is in a position of power, clearly categorising him as The Older Homosexual Man DILF subtype.
3. The Fatherly Mentor
Often crossing over with subcategory 2, this DILF species often acts as a mentor or guide to younger characters - whilst also being considerably attractive.
Note: This category can be divided further by whether the Fatherly Mentor is 'rugged' or 'clean'
Often crossing over with subcategory 2, this DILF species often acts as a mentor or guide to younger characters - whilst also being considerably attractive.
Note: This category can be divided further by whether the Fatherly Mentor is 'rugged' or 'clean'
CASE STUDY: JRPGs
Image one: Looker, the 'clean' Fatherly Mentor, as a well kept member of the International Police.
Image two: Auron, the 'rugged' Fatherly Mentor. He is also arguably an example of subcategory 2 due to his loyalty to Jecht which drives him to help Tidus.
Image one: Looker, the 'clean' Fatherly Mentor, as a well kept member of the International Police.
Image two: Auron, the 'rugged' Fatherly Mentor. He is also arguably an example of subcategory 2 due to his loyalty to Jecht which drives him to help Tidus.
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(the extent to which this is an elaborate joke is debatable but my true motive is to prompt unknowing people to send me more DILFs that I 'forgot')
