This is Puffin.

Some of you have met him before.

He thinks he’s the most important member of a family.

Here’s a short thread explaining the very strict, non-negotiable set of house rules that we have for him...

Rule 1

Puffin is not allowed to sit in Dad’s chair.

Rule 2

Puffin is not allowed to sit at the table.

Rule 3

Under no circumstances is Puffin allowed to sit on the table.

Rule 4

Fridges are for humans, not spaniels.

Rule 5

Puffin is not allowed to play the piano.

Rule 6

Puffin is not in charge of the remote control.

Rule 7

Puffin is not allowed to hide in the tumble dryer.

Rule 8

Puffin is not allowed on the bed.

Rule 9

Under no circumstances is Puffin allowed in the bed.

I think that just about covers it.
Puffin knows I’m in charge...