I still think the most hard-mode way to get cramps is on a terrible etihad flight somewhere above the indian ocean in the middle of the second leg of a 23 hour flight home from france but trapped in a condo with no bath, no hotwater bottle and no painkillers is a close second

i took a quarter of a weed gummy to substitute for pain killers and can someone come catapult snacks to the 29th floor please i am near lakeshore

tf kind of problem did nietzsche have with plants. what did a plant ever do to you friedrich

taking in very little of this chapter but did you know that it's possible to harvest ore using plants? you can grow superacculmating plants in ground that's tained with zinc/lead/copper/etc then turn it into hay and burn it and it produces ore. plants are amazing.

it also, mainly, cleans the soil (obviously). man. how good are plants

thank you king

“Absorption of what poisons you as a means of warding it off”. I feel somehow that that’s what I’ve been trying to do my whole life and no I cannot explain it (Fuller and Goriunova, Bleak Joys, p. 111)

one of my happy places is looking at photos of kudzu eating cars. it brings me such a vicious sense of angry joy. plants are so fucking hardcore. like...revenge...