Rating all of Marcel Brands signings out of 10, a thread:
Like and RT pls
Like and RT pls

Richarlison (Ā£35 million)- 9/10
Easily one of our best players and also a fan favorite. Would be 10/10 but a bit off form right now
(āRuined the transfer windowā)
Easily one of our best players and also a fan favorite. Would be 10/10 but a bit off form right now
(āRuined the transfer windowā)
Lucas Digne (Ā£18 million)- 10/10
Again, one of our best players and one of the best left backs in the world. Who thought replacing Baines would be so easy
Again, one of our best players and one of the best left backs in the world. Who thought replacing Baines would be so easy

Joao Virginia- 3/10
A signing with potential but since his arrival, has had a failed loan move to reading and not played one game for us. At least heās good at Tiktok
A signing with potential but since his arrival, has had a failed loan move to reading and not played one game for us. At least heās good at Tiktok
Bernard (free)- 5/10
A risk that didnāt really pay off, never hitting the heights most thought heād hit. Full of skill but ran in circles and didnāt suit the league + heās one of our highest earners
A risk that didnāt really pay off, never hitting the heights most thought heād hit. Full of skill but ran in circles and didnāt suit the league + heās one of our highest earners
Yerry Mina (Ā£27 million)- 7/10
A man impossible to hate, heās become a solid defensive option. After a shaky first season full of injuries, weāve started to see under Ancelotti what he really has to offer... and he can dance
A man impossible to hate, heās become a solid defensive option. After a shaky first season full of injuries, weāve started to see under Ancelotti what he really has to offer... and he can dance

Andre Gomes (Ā£22 million)- 6/10
When he first signed on loan, he was absolutely class, but after that injury in the second season, he never came back the same.
When he first signed on loan, he was absolutely class, but after that injury in the second season, he never came back the same.
Jonas Lossl (free)- 1/10
We signed him on a free and I still feel robbed
We signed him on a free and I still feel robbed
Fabian Delph (Ā£8.5 million)- 3/10
Highlight of his Everton career was calling the players shit against Bournemouth and getting sent off v watford
Highlight of his Everton career was calling the players shit against Bournemouth and getting sent off v watford
Jean-Philippe Gbamin (Ā£25
Million)- N/A
How the fuck am I meant to rate this guy? Is he even real? Cool name though
Million)- N/A
How the fuck am I meant to rate this guy? Is he even real? Cool name though


Moise Kean (Ā£25 million)- 5/10
A risk worth taking for a player that seemed to be one of footballs brightest talents. Didnāt settle and didnāt have the best attitude. A shame it didnāt work out but heās bossing it for PSG now and weāll probably make a few quid on him
A risk worth taking for a player that seemed to be one of footballs brightest talents. Didnāt settle and didnāt have the best attitude. A shame it didnāt work out but heās bossing it for PSG now and weāll probably make a few quid on him
Djibril Sidibe (loan)- 5/10
A few shocking games, a few decent games.... provided good competition for Coleman and could put in a decent cross, apart from that he was was nothing special
A few shocking games, a few decent games.... provided good competition for Coleman and could put in a decent cross, apart from that he was was nothing special
Alex Iwobi (Ā£28 million)- 6/10
After a terrible start to his Everton career, he is finally showing this season why we spent big to bring him in. Still relatively young but needs to work on his crossing and add more goals + assists to his game. Loves his baked beans as well
After a terrible start to his Everton career, he is finally showing this season why we spent big to bring him in. Still relatively young but needs to work on his crossing and add more goals + assists to his game. Loves his baked beans as well
Jarrad Branthwaite (Ā£750,000)- 8/10
One for the future with a crazy amount of potential. Already shown in the first team his quality and is currently out on loan with Blackburn where heās slotted in
One for the future with a crazy amount of potential. Already shown in the first team his quality and is currently out on loan with Blackburn where heās slotted in
Niels Nkounkou (free)- 8/10
Another one for the future who has already shown his class in the first team. Clearly down to brands and his brilliant work in finding such talent and for such a low price
Another one for the future who has already shown his class in the first team. Clearly down to brands and his brilliant work in finding such talent and for such a low price
Allan (Ā£21 million)- 8/10
World class midfielder in his prime. A warrior in our midfield whoās not scared of putting in a tackle. Obviously down to Ancelottis pull but doesnāt take away from the fact Brands negotiated this deal down from around Ā£35 million to Ā£21 million
World class midfielder in his prime. A warrior in our midfield whoās not scared of putting in a tackle. Obviously down to Ancelottis pull but doesnāt take away from the fact Brands negotiated this deal down from around Ā£35 million to Ā£21 million
James Rodriguez (free)- 10/10
Where do I even start with James? A world class player whoās won the lot. Heās also brought along a massive following from Colombia, increasing the clubs reputation. Again, the Ancelotti pull but this is a brands masterclass signing him on a free
Where do I even start with James? A world class player whoās won the lot. Heās also brought along a massive following from Colombia, increasing the clubs reputation. Again, the Ancelotti pull but this is a brands masterclass signing him on a free
Abdoulaye Doucoure (Ā£20 million)- 9/10
What a signing doucoure has turned out to be. An absolute powerhouse in midfield, his ability to win the ball then drive forward is unmatched and is now a crucial part of our team. And his smile is
What a signing doucoure has turned out to be. An absolute powerhouse in midfield, his ability to win the ball then drive forward is unmatched and is now a crucial part of our team. And his smile is

Ben Godfrey (Ā£20 million)- 8/10
Already a big part of our defensive setup, Godfrey has proven he can play anywhere across the backline + in a defensive midfield role. Pace for days and at 23, he has definitely got a big future at this club
Already a big part of our defensive setup, Godfrey has proven he can play anywhere across the backline + in a defensive midfield role. Pace for days and at 23, he has definitely got a big future at this club
Robin Olsen (loan)- 7/10
A signing a lot of people were skeptical about, however, when called upon heās been decent. In my opinion, should be number one. Wouldnāt be surprised if we signed him permanently
A signing a lot of people were skeptical about, however, when called upon heās been decent. In my opinion, should be number one. Wouldnāt be surprised if we signed him permanently
Josh King- N/A
Canāt judge him yet as he hasnāt played but for me, I originally wasnāt too keen on signing him, however if the reports are true, he has apparently accepted lower wages + itās only a short term deal so will be good backup should anyone get injured
Canāt judge him yet as he hasnāt played but for me, I originally wasnāt too keen on signing him, however if the reports are true, he has apparently accepted lower wages + itās only a short term deal so will be good backup should anyone get injured
Our biggest signing? This man. Whether Brands played a role in bringing him in or not, it is clear that Ancelotti has completely turned this club around and has shown why heās truly regarded as one of the best in the game. My manager 


Overall, I believe Marcel Brands has had a successful time at Everton and has done a very good job in fixing the mess Koeman and Walsh (
) left him. This is a project that is going to take many years to complete and Iām sure weāll see even more improvement in the future

End of thread, all likes and RTs really appreciated
