Rating all of Marcel Brands signings out of 10, a thread:
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Richarlison (£35 million)- 9/10
Easily one of our best players and also a fan favorite. Would be 10/10 but a bit off form right now
(“Ruined the transfer window”)

Lucas Digne (£18 million)- 10/10
Again, one of our best players and one of the best left backs in the world. Who thought replacing Baines would be so easy

Joao Virginia- 3/10
A signing with potential but since his arrival, has had a failed loan move to reading and not played one game for us. At least he’s good at Tiktok

Bernard (free)- 5/10
A risk that didn’t really pay off, never hitting the heights most thought he’d hit. Full of skill but ran in circles and didn’t suit the league + he’s one of our highest earners

Yerry Mina (£27 million)- 7/10
A man impossible to hate, he’s become a solid defensive option. After a shaky first season full of injuries, we’ve started to see under Ancelotti what he really has to offer... and he can dance

Andre Gomes (£22 million)- 6/10
When he first signed on loan, he was absolutely class, but after that injury in the second season, he never came back the same.

Kurt zouma (loan)- 8/10
Solid defender that we unfortunately never signed back

Jonas Lossl (free)- 1/10
We signed him on a free and I still feel robbed

Fabian Delph (£8.5 million)- 3/10
Highlight of his Everton career was calling the players shit against Bournemouth and getting sent off v watford

Jean-Philippe Gbamin (£25
Million)- N/A
How the fuck am I meant to rate this guy? Is he even real? Cool name though

Moise Kean (£25 million)- 5/10
A risk worth taking for a player that seemed to be one of footballs brightest talents. Didn’t settle and didn’t have the best attitude. A shame it didn’t work out but he’s bossing it for PSG now and we’ll probably make a few quid on him

Djibril Sidibe (loan)- 5/10
A few shocking games, a few decent games.... provided good competition for Coleman and could put in a decent cross, apart from that he was was nothing special

Alex Iwobi (£28 million)- 6/10
After a terrible start to his Everton career, he is finally showing this season why we spent big to bring him in. Still relatively young but needs to work on his crossing and add more goals + assists to his game. Loves his baked beans as well

Jarrad Branthwaite (£750,000)- 8/10
One for the future with a crazy amount of potential. Already shown in the first team his quality and is currently out on loan with Blackburn where he’s slotted in

Niels Nkounkou (free)- 8/10
Another one for the future who has already shown his class in the first team. Clearly down to brands and his brilliant work in finding such talent and for such a low price

Allan (£21 million)- 8/10
World class midfielder in his prime. A warrior in our midfield who’s not scared of putting in a tackle. Obviously down to Ancelottis pull but doesn’t take away from the fact Brands negotiated this deal down from around £35 million to £21 million

James Rodriguez (free)- 10/10
Where do I even start with James? A world class player who’s won the lot. He’s also brought along a massive following from Colombia, increasing the clubs reputation. Again, the Ancelotti pull but this is a brands masterclass signing him on a free

Abdoulaye Doucoure (£20 million)- 9/10
What a signing doucoure has turned out to be. An absolute powerhouse in midfield, his ability to win the ball then drive forward is unmatched and is now a crucial part of our team. And his smile is

Ben Godfrey (£20 million)- 8/10
Already a big part of our defensive setup, Godfrey has proven he can play anywhere across the backline + in a defensive midfield role. Pace for days and at 23, he has definitely got a big future at this club

Robin Olsen (loan)- 7/10
A signing a lot of people were skeptical about, however, when called upon he’s been decent. In my opinion, should be number one. Wouldn’t be surprised if we signed him permanently

Josh King- N/A
Can’t judge him yet as he hasn’t played but for me, I originally wasn’t too keen on signing him, however if the reports are true, he has apparently accepted lower wages + it’s only a short term deal so will be good backup should anyone get injured

Our biggest signing? This man. Whether Brands played a role in bringing him in or not, it is clear that Ancelotti has completely turned this club around and has shown why he’s truly regarded as one of the best in the game. My manager

Overall, I believe Marcel Brands has had a successful time at Everton and has done a very good job in fixing the mess Koeman and Walsh () left him. This is a project that is going to take many years to complete and I’m sure we’ll see even more improvement in the future

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