"my child is fine" ma'am your child is installing a tentacle porn mod for a medieval incest simulator

"my child is fine" ma'am your child is being denounced in the senate by Cato the Elder

"my child is fine" ma'am your child is a dog in jojo's bizarre adventure

"my child is fine" ma'am your child is preparing for their second impeachment trial

"my child is fine" ma'am your child escaped Elba and is preparing for battle with the Duke of Wellington

"my child is fine" ma'am your child has sexual fantasies about a US senator

"my child is fine" ma'am your child asked the ambassador to the united nations for her milk

i've never been sure if these are supposed to be literal or figurative. like most things, i think it's best to think of it both ways.

"my child is fine" ma'am your child is going to become the joker

"my child is fine" ma'am your child is using a large number of weak instruments

"my child is fine" ma'am your child got their temple recommend taken away

"my child is fine" ma'am your child's difference-in-difference estimator has perpendicular trends

"my child is fine" ma'am your child is reading fanfiction about rationalist harry potter

"my child is fine" ma'am your child is explaining to a federal judge what "ABOverse" means

"my child is fine" ma'am your child just activated yugi's trap card

"my child is fine" ma'am your child unironically claims to be a goddess on twitter

"my child is fine" ma'am your child has a fursona

"my child is fine" ma'am your child is mad about the space force

"my child is fine" ma'am your child lives in the united kingdom

"my child is fine" ma'am your child ships liliana vess with gideon jura

"my child is fine" ma'am your child has 14 GB of images of smug anime girls

"my child is fine" ma'am your child's only friends are a potato chip, spare change, and a used napkin

"my child is fine" ma'am your child is a graduate student

"my child is fine" ma'am your child can tell the difference between a sativa and an indica

"my child is fine" ma'am your child is having a panic attack over a raven

when i do a thread like this i sort of see myself like bach writing the goldberg variations

"my child is fine" ma'am your child's name is yoshikage kira. he is 33 years old. his house is in the northeast section of morioh, where all the villas are, and he is not married. he works as an employee for the kame yu department stores, and he gets home every day by 8 PM at the

"my child is fine" ma'am your child is talking to law enforcement about an investigation that they're the target of

ok i gotta go to bed please remember to like and subscribe