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I am convinced by years of incontrovertible and building evidence that @SenatorLankford exists as a malign construct designed by a bitter universe to troll me, personally.
We have rubbish leadership at all levels in Oklahoma but @SenatorLankford is the only one I can't muster one single non-furious, non-apoplectic thought. That is why I think he is a personal curse, levied at me by forces that get off on Adult Contemporary music and staff meetings.
For example, yeah, Inhofe is corrupt, has a weird inadequacy issue because he didn't fight a war, and wants to control women's bodies but he also gave us the most hilarious political ad of 2020
I sit around and think about how Stephanie Bice gets to watch herself sacrifice any shred of humanity just so that she can lose OK5 in two years
And we can all agree Markwayne Mullin is pitifully sexually frustrated if he is going to use an insurrection to flirt with MTG, right?
And Kevin Stitt is definitely THAT guy that fails upward but, just like every regional manager that I had that did not get caught embezzling, he'll get promoted in a couple of years so we just have to wait him out.
But @SenatorLankford has a brazen audacity, mocking security features installed because of his traitorous acts, stating flippantly that abortion providers kill newborns, and his whole Urkel "did I do that?" routine about disenfranchisement, that is taking years off my life. Ugh.
