thread of my mom guessing wearp character names

disclaimer: my mom is silly and very southern. when she says 'heifer' she means like bitchy, or like the person has an attitude but in a very passive way. (she calls me this all the time) also sometimes i literally don't know what she means by the things she says... you'll see

1. wynonna

"abigail. or sally. she’s a heifer."

2. waverly

"she looks depressed. probably sarah. she’s been a sarah all her life."

3. nicole

"oh, she looks serious, she’ll beat someone’s ass. i know her nickname has always been red. or firecracker. i'm gonna go with MAY."

4. dolls

"oh, he looks pretty. he’s serious. his name is luke."

5. doc

"oscar. i hate his mustache. it's fake i know it."

6. rosita

"oh lord this one's sassy. her name is... DEJA."

7. kate

"liza."

8. rachel

"this one looks like a kid. idk... she looks like a heifer, too. Loretta."

9. mercedes

"she looks serious like hillary clinton. maybe Susanne."

10. jeremy

"benson."

11. robin

"he looks like an ass. like he came back from elvis times. Elliot."

12. charlie/julian

"Lee. he looks sad, like he thinks the world owes him a silver dollar."

13. michelle

"a heifer. Frida. she looks mean. like she has an attitude."

14. alice

"oh lord that's a baby... uhhh, isaiah."

15. nedley

"eddie."

16. chrissy

"she looks prissy. Laura."

i hope this makes y'all laugh lmfaooo