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thread of gifts for my friends as suggested by facebook's wild algorithms
miles:
bird cocktail glass, penguin(?) crocs, playstation button... cuff... links?, whatever those neat little guys are
bird cocktail glass, penguin(?) crocs, playstation button... cuff... links?, whatever those neat little guys are
heather:
bread pillow, designer pornhun monstrosity
bread pillow, designer pornhun monstrosity
carly:
fish necklace, inflatable barrel, puffy vest onesie, "simulation animal"
fish necklace, inflatable barrel, puffy vest onesie, "simulation animal"
derek:
dragon, some guys crotch that i guess probably comes with the rest of the guy, gay statue
dragon, some guys crotch that i guess probably comes with the rest of the guy, gay statue
libby:
a ring you can screw a screw into but the screwdriver was true real gift all along, a 12 SUV with severely damaged rims, cube prison
a ring you can screw a screw into but the screwdriver was true real gift all along, a 12 SUV with severely damaged rims, cube prison
momaly:
cactus shelf, glass cactus, a vest of some sort that mothers probably own, sexy firefighter dress?
cactus shelf, glass cactus, a vest of some sort that mothers probably own, sexy firefighter dress?
tommy:
plastic bra to support his huge breasts in a way that still lets people see them, what i think are like supposed to be some kind of high fashion shoe...
plastic bra to support his huge breasts in a way that still lets people see them, what i think are like supposed to be some kind of high fashion shoe...
kim:
transparent bat ring, human hair (durable), a portable dick
transparent bat ring, human hair (durable), a portable dick
