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BAR BATTLE: Big L vs MF DOOM
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Big L - I knocked out so many teeth the tooth fairy went bankrupt
DOOM - Livin off borrowed time the clock ticks faster
DOOM - Livin off borrowed time the clock ticks faster
Big L - You can't kill me, I was born dead
DOOM - Got more lyrics than the church got ohh lords
DOOM - Got more lyrics than the church got ohh lords
Big L - I’m so ahead of my time my parents haven’t met yet
DOOM - Catch a throatful from the fire vocal, ash and molten glass like Eyjafjallajökull
(context-Eyjafjallajökull=chain of volcanoes in Iceland)
DOOM - Catch a throatful from the fire vocal, ash and molten glass like Eyjafjallajökull
(context-Eyjafjallajökull=chain of volcanoes in Iceland)
Big L - Some say I'm ruthless, some say I'm grim, once a brother done broke into my house and I robbed him
DOOM - Never tuck your denim in just to floss an emblem
DOOM - Never tuck your denim in just to floss an emblem
Big L - I'm tellin you shit is about to get drastic soon, I'm quick to blast a goon, and break a motherfucker like a plastic spoon
DOOM - Mmm, give a MC a rectal hysterectomy, lecture on removal of the bowels, foul technically
DOOM - Mmm, give a MC a rectal hysterectomy, lecture on removal of the bowels, foul technically
Big L - I got more riches than you, fuck more bitches than you, only thing I haven't got is more stitches than you
DOOM - Only one side is allowed to have bombs
DOOM - Only one side is allowed to have bombs
Big L - Battles I lose none I make crews run, I get fools done, got ten fingers but only use one
DOOM - sometimes he rhyme quick, sometimes he rhyme slow
DOOM - sometimes he rhyme quick, sometimes he rhyme slow
Big L - My girls are like boomerangs, no matter how far I throw 'em, they come back
DOOM - So nasty that it's probably somewhat of a travesty, having me, then he told the people "You can call me, Your Majesty!"
DOOM - So nasty that it's probably somewhat of a travesty, having me, then he told the people "You can call me, Your Majesty!"
Big L - Take that suit off, before I shoot off, and tear your roof off, leave your clothes bloody-red like the nose of Rudolph.
DOOM - Only in America could you find a way to earn a healthy buck and still keep your attitude on self destruct
DOOM - Only in America could you find a way to earn a healthy buck and still keep your attitude on self destruct
Big L - Give up the dough, before you get smoked’, Oh you broke? [shot fired] now you're dead broke
DOOM - There’s four sides to every story… If these walls could talk, they’d probably still ignore me.
DOOM - There’s four sides to every story… If these walls could talk, they’d probably still ignore me.
I hope you enjoyed looking back at some classic bars from 2 of the best lyricists of all time. Who won for you?
