I do not like him on a bus
I do not want a Tesla Plus
He’s not a person we should trust
I do not like that @elonmusk

I do not want him up in space
I do not want to see his face
I hope that SpaceX is a bust
I do not like that @elonmusk

I do not trust a billionaire
Who blows his wealth up in the air
Or hordes it all and doesn’t share
With starving people everywhere

I do not like him on a bus
I do not want a Tesla Plus
Don’t tell me that he’s one of us
I DO NOT LIKE THAT @elonmusk

If you had listened to Justine
You’d know it’s how he’s always been
A spoiled, temperamental ween
Who gets his way or makes a scene

Don’t put that man in charge of us
Don’t buy another Tesla Plus
I’ve said it once, I’ll say it thus
I DO NOT LIKE THAT @elonmusk

Fin.

Maybe.

The complete version in a single tweet:

Credit where it’s due, this poem was absolutely inspired by this tweet by @Wolven https://twitter.com/Wolven/status/1356706041078112261

I’m still goin