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What your choral part says about you from someone who was a choral performer for about 15 years and has a degree in vocal performance:
Soprano 1: You're a bit of a prima Donna (just a bit) with exquisite fashion sense and literally the most important and impressive part. You act like you run this shit because you OWN THIS SHIT.
Soprano 2: At least you're not an alto? No one realizes you exist, but without you things wouldn't be the same. You're the choral equivalent of the vanilla in neapolitan ice cream and don't get the love you deserve. You are necessary and under-appreciated.
Alto 1: You are the butt of like ALL the jokes and don't often get the chance to shine, but when you do you can fucking split the world asunder with raw power and talent.
Alto 2: You are the sexy buff sword ladies of choral music and you had way too good of a time making fun of Tenor 1's for not being able to go as low as you. You kick butt.
Tenor 1:
*haha puberty jokes*
*haha femme jokes*
*haha--
NAME THE LAST TIME A BASS WAS THE HERO OF AN OPERA. YOU ARE THE CHARMING AND FUN PART THAT GETS TO SCARE THE OTHER PARTS WHEN YOU HIT THOSE SUPER SATISFYING NOTES.
*haha puberty jokes*
*haha femme jokes*
*haha--
NAME THE LAST TIME A BASS WAS THE HERO OF AN OPERA. YOU ARE THE CHARMING AND FUN PART THAT GETS TO SCARE THE OTHER PARTS WHEN YOU HIT THOSE SUPER SATISFYING NOTES.
Tenor 2: I am so so so sorry that you had to be a tenor and you couldn't be a baritone like you wanted. Truly I am. Maybe next year.
Bass 1 (Baritone): Y'all are the best. Seriously. Best part. Best everything. You all rock.
Bass 2: How much fun is it to make people think an earthquake is happening? You have some of the most boring parts in all of choral music but y'all have the MOST fun with that shit.
