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DSMP AS TEACHERS: A THREAD
dream
- science teacher
- you answer one question and he creates a 20 page word document rebuttling it
- EXTREMELY encouraging
- goes off on tangents and wastes the lesson talking
- “WATER IS NOT WET-“
- times you when you go pee (no like he literally has a stopwatch)
- science teacher
- you answer one question and he creates a 20 page word document rebuttling it
- EXTREMELY encouraging
- goes off on tangents and wastes the lesson talking
- “WATER IS NOT WET-“
- times you when you go pee (no like he literally has a stopwatch)
wilbur:
- geography teacher
- shows songs in class that barely relate to the topic
- SLAMS HANDS ON DESK MAD
- makes nicknames for everyone
- obsessed with oceans, once kissed a fish on a trip
- he dips halfway through the year and everyone makes theories as to wtf happened
- geography teacher
- shows songs in class that barely relate to the topic
- SLAMS HANDS ON DESK MAD
- makes nicknames for everyone
- obsessed with oceans, once kissed a fish on a trip
- he dips halfway through the year and everyone makes theories as to wtf happened
phil:
- math teacher
- mf is the type to go “alright test time!” then let the class panic before saying he was kidding
- very chill and helps the other teachers with lesson plans
- you break the rules, detention immediately
- exposes the other teachers at the end of lessons
- math teacher
- mf is the type to go “alright test time!” then let the class panic before saying he was kidding
- very chill and helps the other teachers with lesson plans
- you break the rules, detention immediately
- exposes the other teachers at the end of lessons
george:
- substitute teacher
- writes the tasks on the board and falls asleep
- literally doesnt give a fuck what you do in the lesson
- “do i look like i speak french”
- has a sign that says “no askers”
- one time was on his computer but turned out he was shopping on amazon
- substitute teacher
- writes the tasks on the board and falls asleep
- literally doesnt give a fuck what you do in the lesson
- “do i look like i speak french”
- has a sign that says “no askers”
- one time was on his computer but turned out he was shopping on amazon
sapnap:
- PE teacher
- hes very intense
- accidentally joins in and ended up giving a kid a bloody nose in dodgeball once
- tough love, will call you a pussy if you cant do long distance
- roasts the other teachers all the time but FREEZES when they enter the class
- PE teacher
- hes very intense
- accidentally joins in and ended up giving a kid a bloody nose in dodgeball once
- tough love, will call you a pussy if you cant do long distance
- roasts the other teachers all the time but FREEZES when they enter the class
technoblade
- english/classics teacher
- knows literally everything its annoying
- gives the best comebacks to a student being
- threatens violence a little too much but its ok he gets the best tests scores
- everyone found his old facebook acc and wont let him forget
- english/classics teacher
- knows literally everything its annoying
- gives the best comebacks to a student being
- threatens violence a little too much but its ok he gets the best tests scores
- everyone found his old facebook acc and wont let him forget
awesamdude:
- design and technology teacher
- can make anything. like literally ANYTHING.
- helps all the students and even has an afterschool club for extra help
- lets the students take control of the computer and play songs they like
- everyone hangs out in his class at lunch
- design and technology teacher
- can make anything. like literally ANYTHING.
- helps all the students and even has an afterschool club for extra help
- lets the students take control of the computer and play songs they like
- everyone hangs out in his class at lunch
quackity:
- politics teacher
- DEBATES FOR DAYS
- once got his class to substitute the work homework for “cocaine” and got suspended for it
- spreads rumours about the other teachers for fun
- monthly museum trips with karl but make it the whole school (raid wink wink)
- politics teacher
- DEBATES FOR DAYS
- once got his class to substitute the work homework for “cocaine” and got suspended for it
- spreads rumours about the other teachers for fun
- monthly museum trips with karl but make it the whole school (raid wink wink)
niki:
- art teacher
- doesnt believe in homework
- always willing to help and even buys her own supplies for the class
- she gets you out of detention with other teachers cause they cant say no to her
- rarely mad, but when she is FUCKING RUN
- art teacher
- doesnt believe in homework
- always willing to help and even buys her own supplies for the class
- she gets you out of detention with other teachers cause they cant say no to her
- rarely mad, but when she is FUCKING RUN
fundy:
- ICT teacher
- doesnt know wtf is going on but its ok he makes up his own stories
- hacked into dreams computer to make his homescreen “welcome home, cheater”
- KNOWS TOO MUCH. ITS SCARY.
- once used the name “mike hawk” in a coding exercise
- ICT teacher
- doesnt know wtf is going on but its ok he makes up his own stories
- hacked into dreams computer to make his homescreen “welcome home, cheater”
- KNOWS TOO MUCH. ITS SCARY.
- once used the name “mike hawk” in a coding exercise
karl:
- history teacher
- always pushes the due date back and sometimes forgets
- tries to use slang and everyone is too nice to stop him
- has a tiktok page dedicated to history memes
- KAHOOT = ONE TRUE LOVE
- makes the class roleplay historical figures and have rap battles
- history teacher
- always pushes the due date back and sometimes forgets
- tries to use slang and everyone is too nice to stop him
- has a tiktok page dedicated to history memes
- KAHOOT = ONE TRUE LOVE
- makes the class roleplay historical figures and have rap battles
captain puffy:
- school counsellor
- she is everyones mother
- has the BEST room set up, bean bags and shit
- let’s you stay longer if she doesnt have another appointment if you got homework to do
- will fight other teachers if they get on your back
- decorates other rooms
- school counsellor
- she is everyones mother
- has the BEST room set up, bean bags and shit
- let’s you stay longer if she doesnt have another appointment if you got homework to do
- will fight other teachers if they get on your back
- decorates other rooms
BONUS: THE THREE CHILDREN AS STUDENTS
tommy:
- every teachers mortal enemy (arguements every lesson)
- shouts out answers
- “THERE WAS HOMEWORK?!?”
- got put in exclusion for setting a curtain on fire in science
- “no drama teacher? fuck it i’ll make a club myself”
- DEBATE TEAM
- lowkey a lot of teachers favourite
- every teachers mortal enemy (arguements every lesson)
- shouts out answers
- “THERE WAS HOMEWORK?!?”
- got put in exclusion for setting a curtain on fire in science
- “no drama teacher? fuck it i’ll make a club myself”
- DEBATE TEAM
- lowkey a lot of teachers favourite
ranboo:
- will never remember your name
- clueless about school gossip but yet everyone tells him everything
- questions a LOT
- danced to tiktok songs for the school talent show, it blew up on youtube
- panics about failing then gets an A
- his answers are too deep
- will never remember your name
- clueless about school gossip but yet everyone tells him everything
- questions a LOT
- danced to tiktok songs for the school talent show, it blew up on youtube
- panics about failing then gets an A
- his answers are too deep
tubbo:
- knows everything thats going yet doesnt
- gardening club
- on the student council but should he really be there?
- asks the MOST RANDOM QUESTIONS
- “ok if the answer is 6 why is honey not green?”
- teachers soft spot
- lets tommy copy his homework
- knows everything thats going yet doesnt
- gardening club
- on the student council but should he really be there?
- asks the MOST RANDOM QUESTIONS
- “ok if the answer is 6 why is honey not green?”
- teachers soft spot
- lets tommy copy his homework
