The Woke are awesome problem detectors, tbh, though with lots of false positives. You just have to be able to decode the insanity.

Like, their take on respectability politics is batshit, but the respectability culture in left liberalism (see blue checks and professors) is bogus and a huge problem in the way they describe, just misattributed to everyone and turned backwards like it's specifically against them

If you take Woke whinging, ask first if it's a false positive, then ask yourself what real problem is being spotted by a self-absorbed narcissist who doesn't understand how anything works and just wants to be mad, you can spot things you'd never otherwise see, like they say.

Woke solutions are always wrong, though. This is because they're prescribed by insane narcissists who don't understand how anything works and, instead of wanting to find out how things work, just want to be mad, break things, and blame everyone else for their copious failures.

The previous tweet, on further reflection, is slightly unfair. The Woke don't *just* want to break things and be mad. They want to enrich, empower, and glorify themselves too. Nobody else. Just themselves. Because they're so very special.