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A guy on Grindr I’ve spoken to a few times is currently telling me the wildest fucking story and I’m fairly sure the man is cursed
Yeah he’s cursed
THEY WILL BE WATCHING??!
SOMEONE JOKED ABOUT IT BEING TED CRUZ BUT
Howling
He’s right about the Mona Lisa smile though, it do be looking that way
He’s now sending me some pictures of the melon being murdered and there’s absolutely no way he could have done this on the fly so I’m going to assume it actually is real. He also told me that all his friends who would do this have alibis that check out
If it’s not real I’m not even mad, killing a melon with a sword and writing a code to tell a fun story is an incredible way to spend lockdown
The second melon
For context btw I have already sent this guy my nudes like, months ago. I’ve said we can meet up. None of this is a ploy to get in my pants and holy shit if it was it’d be the wildest possible way of doing so
You guys should see the pictures of him executing the melon with a sword it’s fucking amazing
He told me he wanted to wear eye protection because of the rubber bands but only had a pair of cyberpunk goggles to hand and the end effect of a picture of this guy hitting a smiling melon with an over head swing from a sword dressed as in his words “ a 23rd century pervert” is
I’ve just seen a video of it on YouTube and it is the most dudes rock thing I’ve ever seen.
Lots of people asking where the rest of the story is. It’s unfolding so he doesn’t know either. He says a new melon is probably due sometime soon, it might show up, it might not.
New melon info just dropped
For those of you interested I’m now 100% going to let this guy dom me because, as you have probably gathered, he’s good with words.
