If days had a voice, Tuesday would be this high-pitched, nagging woman saying, "What is wrong with you? Stop moping around and get to work!"
If days had a voice, Wednesday would be this dead-beat professor saying, "You will have to put in more effort if you want to get to the end of the week. I don't think you have it in you, but let's see ...."
If days had a voice, Thursday would be this sweet, chirpy voice saying, "Awwwwww, look at you! You've come so far, babes. I'm so proud of you. You're almost at the end of the week. Just a few more steps, baby, just a few more."