Spinach out here signing emails with “warm regards” smh https://twitter.com/skoczela/status/1356449515805491201

Arugula uses “Best” and everyone makes fun of them for it, but the truth they’d make fun of arugula no matter what sign off they used. Arugula still hasn’t lived down the Obama call out and coworkers always bring it up in the break room

Kale signs its emails “Cheers” and recipients are split on whether kale has the sort of personality that can get away with it, or if this is just more proof how insufferable kale really is

Boston leaf lettuce used to sign its full name but it is tired of people making “Pahk ya roots in the Hahvahd Yahd” jokes and now just uses the automated email signature, fahk it

Romaine uses “Sincerely” and no one wants to tell them that no one actually uses sincerely anymore, bc they don’t want to hurt Romaine’s feelings

Collard greens have sassy inspirational quotes in their email signature, which normally you hate, but these actually make you chuckle

Iceberg signs its emails “icb.” for some reason and uses very few punctuation marks, but calls out other employees for email typos