Can’t wait for my truck to be banned by a guy with a fucking yacht and a jet https://twitter.com/cnnpolitics/status/1356417818946854913

The year is 2040. The price of a 1993 F250 is $96,000. A gallon of diesel is $48.95.

The F250 is only street legal if you cover the bed in Tesla solar panels.

Legal tires are only available from Amazon, 100% recycled, $1200 apiece.

If they catch you with air conditioning you’re spending 3 years in prison.

You have to drive to your friend’s underground slaughterhouse on lightly patrolled backroads, because if you’re caught eating meat you’re spending 5 years under dietary re-education monitoring.

Weed is legal, though.

But cyborg John Kerry still has a yacht, though. A bigger one actually. His body needs an upgrade before he can go back to kitesurfing, his chassis isn’t completely waterproof.

I’m gonna write a hell of a book if I get a job that lets me smoke the reefers