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Red Flags for dating fine women. A Thread:
If she got an android. That’s a no go
If she under 5’2. She got anger problems.
If she only got one dimple. No sir. That’s a reddy
If she wear Jordan’s. She still love her ex. Red flag brother
If she prefer dark liquor that means she got brothers that’ll beat yo ass. Leave it alone
If she got more than 6 bras. That’s a no go. What you need all these bras for?
If she don’t like kids that means she ain’t got a soul. Dodge it
If she white. Leave it alone.
If her name can also be a stripper name. Don’t even save her number
If she was a cheerleader in high school dodge that
If she drive a dodge she gon try to peg you. Unless that’s your goal dodge it
If she wear her hair natural that means she got whips and handcuffs in her closet
If she don’t smile in none of her pictures. No go.
If she wear turtle necks. She’s a keeper. Unless she wear them with a blazer at the same time.
If she got a small or white pet dog she for the streets. If she got a big pet dog she a keeper.
If she was ugly her senior year of school. Nah man. Leave her alone.
If she grab her own chest when she chillin for no reason. Big red flag.
Her mom fine as hell and single. Super red flag. Her mom fine and married. Store green flag.
If her name supposed to start with a C but it start with a K. That flag red as hell.
If she still use Snapchat. I got bad news for you
If she watch power or Empire. She date drug dealers.
If she had a bratz doll growing up. Good luck with that one
If she’s ever had pink or blue in her hair. She’s been through some shit
Ask her her favorite rb artists right now. If one of em if jhene aiko just don’t even text back
If her dad a pastor or police officer she gon choke you in the bedroom
If she does yoga or meditates. Nope. No no no.
If she got a crack in her phone screen she don’t take care of her self. Red flag.
If she call her mom mommy then that means she not used to paying for stuff herself. Red flag
If she takes naps without going to work RED FLAG
If she leave the house wearing mismatch socks. Idc how fine she is. Red flag
If she anemic she gon steal your clothes. But she a keeper.
If she send nudes without the invisible ink. Do not trust her.
If she only eat once a day. Bad sign.
If her ass jiggle while she wearing jeans. Don’t introduce her to your family.
If she used to have bangs that means she’s the ugly friend
If she got stuffed animals sex gon be great but she gon stress you out. Red flag
If she got white or red leggings. HELL NO. Lmaooo wtf
If she don’t got a middle name she probably gon cheat.
If her feet ugly then y’all gon have ugly kids. Wrap it up.
If she don’t make her bed before she go to work she for the streets.
Fine women cars is always dirty. If her car is clean that mean her room is dirty or she just a Libra.
If she got more than four pillows on her bed that mean she clingy as hell.
If she knows who this is. Red flag.
If she prefer Hulu over Netflix she got at least three other dudes talking to her
If she like Caresha more, red flag.
Aight I’m done
Forgot to plug myself lol. I make lofi jazz hip hop
