Sequel to "Where's Crash Bandicoot?"

Bobby Kotick: No! No! Tell him I'm not here! Tell him anything, just don't let him in!
Crash Bandicoot: Bobby!
*Bobby screams when Crash Bandicoot enters*
Crash Bandicoot: I'll come right to the point!
Bobby Kotick: What happened? Run out of wumpa fruit? I'll send you some more!
Crash Bandicoot: You're fired!
Bobby Kotick: Fired? On what grounds? This company's never been more profitable!
Crash Bandicoot: Profit, schomift.
Crash Bandicoot: NOW GET OUT!!!
Bobby Kotick: No, wait! Please, listen to me!
Bobby Kotick: This job is my life! It means everything to me! You don't know what I have done to get here!
Bobby Kotick: This job is my life! It means everything to me! You don't know what I have done to get here!
Bobby Kotick: This job is my life! It means everything to me! You don't know what I have done to get here!
Bobby Kotick: This job is my life! It means everything to me! You don't know what I have done to get here!
Bobby Kotick: The lies I've told. The lives I ruined! This isn't helping me.
Bobby Kotick: The lies I've told. The lives I ruined! This isn't helping me.
Bobby Kotick: The lies I've told. The lives I ruined! This isn't helping me.
Bobby Kotick: The lies I've told. The lives I ruined! This isn't helping me.
Bobby Kotick: The lies I've told. The lives I ruined! This isn't helping me.
Crash Bandicoot: Get me security!
Bobby Kotick: Wait, please. Can I just make one more heartfelt plea?c
Bobby Kotick: Wait, please. Can I just make one more heartfelt plea?c
Bobby Kotick: Wait, please. Can I just make one more heartfelt plea?c
Crash Bandicoot: OK, what did you wanna say?
Bobby Kotick: (wacks Crash with phone) THAT!!!
Bobby Kotick: Oh my gosh, I'm as crazy as Ripper Roo!
Crash Bandicoot: *groans*
Bobby Kotick: (wacks Crash once again with phone)
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