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It was the no-good father of Tess
Who wanted his own largesse
He lost two daughters
To men who were rotters
And died without knowing his mess
-- Write me a limerick about a classic novel --
Who wanted his own largesse
He lost two daughters
To men who were rotters
And died without knowing his mess
-- Write me a limerick about a classic novel --
"Wouldn't it be amusin',"
thought the widow who had her choosin'
"To take up further afield
and to my fortune yield!
For I am the coquette, Lady Susan."
thought the widow who had her choosin'
"To take up further afield
and to my fortune yield!
For I am the coquette, Lady Susan."
Some friends with fortunes new-ish
Avoided a society shrewish–
The city of Pamplona pulls
With the lure that men murder bulls–
But don't read this book if you're Jewish
Avoided a society shrewish–
The city of Pamplona pulls
With the lure that men murder bulls–
But don't read this book if you're Jewish
Not oranges, purples, nor blues
(The mention of color gives some clues)
The invite said "mask it!"
Guests end up in a casket!
Red Death was the source of the ruse.
(The mention of color gives some clues)
The invite said "mask it!"
Guests end up in a casket!
Red Death was the source of the ruse.
Her husband avoided the Reaper
but with injury became a creeper
So she ran to the woods
And found the goods
In the bed of the hunky Gamekeeper
but with injury became a creeper
So she ran to the woods
And found the goods
In the bed of the hunky Gamekeeper
