Thread by @governorswaraj, 1978 - We are at the residence of Netaji. I mean Shri [...]

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1978 - We are at the residence of Netaji. I mean Shri Raj Narainji, Union Health Minister. As usual Netaji is busy with his head massage. A dozen disciples are sitting around him. They call him Netaji, Netaji after every sentence that he speaks./1

Suddenly, Netaji’s monologue is interrupted by the wails of a woman.
Netaji : Arre kaun hai jo rahi hai ? Use andar lekar aayo.
(A lady in Burqa is ushered in)
Haan ! Ro kahe rahi ho ?/2

Lady : Sir, Karachi mein hamare Abba ka inteqaal ho gaya. Main jana chahti hun. Pr embassy ne Visa reject kr diya.Bole ab tum Indian citizen ho, Visa nahin milega.
Netaji : Arre Pakistan mein kaun hai ?
PA : Netaji, General Zia Ul Haq.
Netaji : To General Zia se baat karwayo./3

PA : Netaji, General Zia line pr hain.
Netaji : General Sab, Nehru nein desh baant diya. Aap pariwar baant rahe ho. Baap ki death pr Beti nahin ayegi ?
(Netaji listens to General Zia)
Netaji : Ye abhi aa rahi hain Embassy.
Theek hai, Theek hai !
(The call is over)/4

It is past 9 pm. Netaji summons his Driver.
Netaji : Inko Pakistani embassy le jayo. Koi roke to bol dena, Netaji ki General Zia se baat hui hai. Abhi Visa do. Galti karte hain ye Neta log. Aur bhugat rahi hai Janata. Jao Behn inke saath !/5

P.S. Next day there is a message from the PM office reminding Netaji about the protocol.
Netaji : Ye sab Babu log tay karte hain Protocol.
Hamara protocol Janata tay karti hai. /6

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