Because I have some time on my hands now that #JanuAirway is over, I present ‘The Princess Bride/Anaesthetist’; a thread.
Colleagues response when you volunteer for a plastics list
Feeling when anaesthetising for the aforementioned plastics list
F&!@ing COVID deniers
Letting trainees loose after they get their primary
CEPOD anaesthetist when the surgical reg books another case
Surgeon, literally, 5 seconds after the patient arrives in the anaesthetic room
Surgeon 10 seconds after patient arrives in the anaesthetic room
How I wish I could turn down extra cases
Surgical time: 30minutes
Anaesthesia’s response when the patient insists they are allergic to adrenaline ...
Response when colleagues laugh at you for complaining about being redeployed to Obs
They’ve sent for the next
My response when the surgeon refuses a block
Anaesthesia/ICU reg collecting a patient from ED
Feeling every time the bleep goes off
Surgeon’s response when you say the list is behind schedule
There’s a tricky cannula on the ward
My interaction when every patient in pre-op clinic
Interaction with every consultant after you pass your final
Response to a new surgeon in theatres
When you present the night team with an empty emergency list and empty recovert
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