You: "But Vi, by your definition of gender, everyone has their own unique gender."

Me: "Yes!"

You: "Doesn't that mean that render gender as a category meaningless?"

Me: "Indeed! Wouldn't it be interesting if we classified people on stuff that mattered?"

You: "But Vi, does this mean that everyone is nonbinary?"

Me: "Ding ding ding! Everyone is nonbinary because the gender binary *doesn't actually exist*!"

You: "But I'm X gender!"

Me: "And you perform X gender in a completely unique way, thus rendering it unique."

You: "But Vi! It sounds like you are trying to abolish gender altogether."

Me: "There's that binary thinking again! Either it's the thing we base society on or it ceases to exist. What if it was... follow me now... neither?"

You: *gasp*