Christians believe that Jesus is special because his birth was miraculous. The problem is before he was supposedly born:

Budhha was born when Maya, his mother, fell asleep and dreamed that four archangels carried her to the Himalayan Mountains.

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In her dream the "Great Being" soon entered her womb from her side,in the form of a white elephant

Mithra was born from a rock.

In ancient China,The Yellow Emperor is said to have been born when his mother Fubao conceived him as she was aroused by a lightning bolt while...

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...walking in the country. Also, Qi, the Abandoned One, who later became known as Houji (a culture hero or god of agriculture) was miraculously conceived when his mother, Jiang Yuan, stepped into a footprint left by the supreme god, Shangdi

Prophet Zoroaster of the ancient..

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...Persians was said to have been born when a shaft of Light (supposedly belonging to the supreme god, Oromasdes) impregnated his virgin mother, Dughdova.

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A passage from an ancient royal Babylonian inscription reads: “I am Nabu-kuder-usur...firstborn son of Nebu-pal-sur, King of Babylon...The god Marduk engendered me, and deposited himself the germ of my life in the womb of my mother...". Meaning that King Nebuchadnezzar II...

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...considered himself the son of the Babylonian Chief God, Marduk.

Athena was born fully grown from Zeus' forehead, fully armed and clad in armor. The goddess Aphrodite was born from the foam of the sea after Ouranos's castrated testicles were thrown into it.

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Dionysus was born "perfect" from Zeus' thigh.

Plato, born at Athens in 429BC was believed to have been when the god, Apollo impregnated a virgin called Perictione.

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According to the Aztecs, their cult/patron god, Huitzilopochtli was conceived when his mother, Coatlicue was sweeping and tending to her penance, when she discovered a bundle of feathers on the ground. She decided to save them and placed them in her bosom.

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...Without her realizing, the feathers impregnated her.

I could go on and on but I think you already get the idea. In the world of MYTHICAL MIRACULOUS BIRTHS, your Jesus is a LATE-COMER. 🙃
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