We will be livetweeting Elon Musk on Clubhouse for those who couldn't make it in. Follow this thread.

5.5 years to make it to Mars

For the first time in the history of the world we have a chance to become a multiplanetary species. This window will only be open for a short time. It must be taken advantage of. We have an obligation to do this. We must avoid a mass extinction event.

Question posted by Elon. What comes first?

We could see two fundamentally different civilizations. A breakaway planetary civilization and the earth civilization.

There are no aliens.

"He who controls the memes controls the universe."

Elon wants to use meme dealers. If anyone OTCs memes, reach out to Elon.

Neuralink is here to help us go-along for the AI ride. We want to ride along. We are already cyborgs. We have our limbic system, or cortex, and our digital tertiary layer media applications.

The bitrate of a thumb (interacting with your phone) is too low.

The Neuralink will provide for conceptual telepathy. Think the movie Arrival. We will be able to communicate high bandwidth images. We will also be able to save state, in case we need to upload a save file to a new body.

Elon's kids were educated by YouTube and Reddit.

"I'm not sure many people would want to be me."

"If you need encouraging words, don't do a startup."

BITCOIN!

Elon got into Bitcoin because he had a slice of Bitcoin cake in 2013.

The most entertaining future outcome would be if Dogecoin becomes the currency of the future.

"Bitcoin is a good thing."

A story in one minute. Elon mentions Bitcoin then the conversation changes:

*Yawn* Elon really likes LIDAR.

Elon is allergic to email.

This lady just interrupted Elon. This is unforgivable. We'll deal with this later.

Elon *really* needs a good meme dealer. Real job opportunity here.

Elon wants a good book written of his experience at Tesla. @benmezrich foaming at the mouth.

Most of the time at Tesla Elon slept on the floor outside of the conference room so employees could see that he was there. He woke up smelling like oil and iron filings. It was rough.

"I have no plans to start yet another thing."

Tunneling is a great opportunity for entrepreneurs.

MRNA synthetic viruses are a great opportunity (the digitization of medicine)

Elon wants to be a butterfly.

Elon is pro vaccine. Must like autism. Based.

Elon tried to get a job at Netscape. Marc Andreessen turned him down. Rekt.

Elon loves @netflix and @TheLastKingdom and @CobraKaiSeries. This is not a sponsored post. We're just the messenger.

Even Elon couldn't understand Tenet.

TWIST! Elon is bringing Vlad from Robinhood up to the stage to talk about Gamestop and what happened.

The hosts were trying to wrap up the show and go to Bed but Elon said "Na. We're on my time now."

Elon is trying to get Vlad to hurry up and get to the point of why he halted trading while Grimes is laughing in the background.

Vlad from @RobinhoodApp says he got a letter from the Nation Securities Clearing Corporation (NCCC) with a bill for $3 Billion out of nowhere because of something called a VAR? Need more Autism to understand this. He's not giving direct answers. He needed to raise money ASAP.

Elon is trying to speed him up and get answers and Vlad is getting annoyed.

It doesn't take autism to see that Vlad is speaking bullshit esoteric corporate vapor speak. Dancing completely around the question. No direct answer.

"We had no choice. We had to conform to regulatory capital requirements. The team had to do what they did for customers."

Elon: "Do you have a gun to your head right now?"

Vlad is choosing his words so carefully you could crush a diamond with how hard he is tensing.

Elon: "Did you sell your customers up the river?"

Vlad: "We had to comply with regulatory requirements to serve our customers."

*awkward silence*

We've never seen someone so desperately signal that there are solvency issues without directly saying it.

Elon: "To what degree are you beholden to Citadel?"

Vlad: "This is a clearinghouse decision."
Vlad: "I have no reason to believe in conspiracy theories."
Elon: "..."
Elon: "Well, alright I guess, we'll see what happens."

The host is literally shitting his pants right now. Trying to cut Elon off and wrap it up. He's terrified.

Fin.

Our thoughts? Elon is based as fuck. Keep rocking on Spaceman.

Hope you enjoyed!