I came up with FIVE way funnier jokes about @POTUS Biden’s repeal of the
transgender military service ban for @nbcsnl’s @ColinJost and Michael Che. Perhaps Lorne Michaels could hire me as a new SNL writer? Here they are below: (1/6)

1. President Biden signed an executive order repealing Trump’s ban on transgender people serving in the military.
There’s no word official yet on Biden lifting the bone spur ban that must have squashed Trump’s own dream of serving others.
#SNL
There’s no word official yet on Biden lifting the bone spur ban that must have squashed Trump’s own dream of serving others.

#SNL
2. President Biden... in the military. Four years ago, there were concerns about how trans soldiers taken as prisoners of war might be treated by our enemies.
A non-partisan research commission determined it would be with more respect and dignity than they get in their own army.
A non-partisan research commission determined it would be with more respect and dignity than they get in their own army.
3. President Biden signed an executive order repealing Trump’s ban on transgender people serving in the military.
Trans people remain unwelcome at @ChickfilA. But if you’re already taking extra hormones, you wouldn’t be able to eat their chicken anyway.
#SNL
Trans people remain unwelcome at @ChickfilA. But if you’re already taking extra hormones, you wouldn’t be able to eat their chicken anyway.

#SNL
4. President Biden signed an executive order repealing Trump’s ban on transgender people serving in the military.
Biden also put out a nationwide call to zoos, in an effort to resettle dozens of Trump’s “Gorilla Warfare” recruits.
#SNL
Biden also put out a nationwide call to zoos, in an effort to resettle dozens of Trump’s “Gorilla Warfare” recruits.

#SNL
5. President Biden signed an executive order repealing Trump’s ban on transgender people serving in the military.
Biden made it clear that it’s up to each and every individual to decide for themselves which genitals the American Dream grabs them by.


Biden made it clear that it’s up to each and every individual to decide for themselves which genitals the American Dream grabs them by.



