I... what?
The irony of preaching impressive v. impactful when it's a whole PRODUCTION complete with props and pools and sound effects, just to say... nothing.
What's terrifying/alarming/irritating as fuck is you have people like this "preaching" modesty and empowering the churchy minions to shame our dolls like Lori and Chloe who don't do nothing but mind they fine ass business. Just say you wish you/your wife had the range and go.
Be impactful not impressive? Lad, whatever the fuck you spent on this set could have fed at least 100 families, I'm sure of it. Also, are you DUMB?! WHY YOU MIXING WATER AND ELECTRONICS?! 🤭
Y'all I am screaming at my mentions! Y'all are FLAMING the mannaGod! But he brought it right to his own front do'. Try to police my hips, I'm coming for yours doc!
These are just 2 clips from a 90 min message.

@msbond2u always says it don't take ALLAT to get to the meat. Why is every sermon NINETY MINUTES?

Let me tell you something, REAL oil get hot quick, okay?! All this for some empty ass cliche ass points? Issa one man show chile. 🤢🥱
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