saw characters and farts

adam would try to deny his farts but fail because he thinks farts are the funniest fucking things.
lawrence just stays quiet.
scott tibbs smells his own farts and then blames someone else.
hoffman also smells his own farts but if someone calls him out on it he gets angry.
amanda kinda just owns it and is like “grow up”.
lynn gets a little embarrassed but reasons “it’s a normal bodily function”.
john kramer has bad SBDs so he can easily blame others. sometimes he does, sometimes he doesn’t, but they are foul...
jill tuck’s are LOUD. seriously, they break the sound barrier. good luck trying to pin those on someone else, jill.
jeff’s are loud af too but he doesn’t really care.
rigg, tapp and sing fart like whistle sounds but they never say anything about it. they’re used to it. maybe it’s a cop thing, idk.
perez never farts. ever. at least not until she gets to the bathroom and then she really lets them rip.
strahm’s are both loud AND bad smelling. like bad eggs. and boy does he get embarrassed.
charles sharts.
mallick doesn’t fart.
brit’s farts are silent and luckily they rarely smell.
william’s farts are whistley but they’re loooong. no one makes fun of him bc he has authority.
bobby’s farts are so obviously his but he will do anything to convince everyone it was someone else.
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