So it turns out for the last four months I’ve been popping silica gel packets into my mouth, assuming they were a delicious candy treat. In my defense, the “do not eat” is in quotations and it appeared to be sarcastic

I’m guessing this is common!!!!!

Someday when the context of this fades, I will briefly become the day’s main character myself

It’s begun already https://twitter.com/chiiirio/status/1355984380280373248

This is becoming an international incident, you’re all welcome https://twitter.com/anaafterdark/status/1356028972035932163

Now they’ll never know if I was really eating the packets or not

It’s just occurred to me that this is one of those things where working for Vice really tips the scales in favor of “that lady is eating those packets” doesn’t it