A thread of where I’d like Adam Driver characters to rail me into oblivion

NSFW
Adam Sackler

In the middle of the dance floor of a darkened night club

This man is freaky and doesn’t give a fuck who might see

“Just lift up your skirt a bit that’s right, keep grinding those hips”
Clyde Logan

The back seat of his car in an abandoned parking lot at 2 AM

“This seems like a good spot d’arlin, hop on back”
Ben Solo

His quarters on Star Killer base

“Be as loud as you can slut, I want General Hux to hear exactly who’s in charge around here”
Charlie Barber

Over the kitchen counter at his ex wive’s mum’s house

“Spread those legs wider, I want them to know what I’ve been doing here”
Flip Zimmerman

In his cabin where anyone can look in through the windows

“Let them see baby, let them see who’s making you scream so loud”
Pale

At the corner New York Laundromat

He knows the owner and gives him a look to usher everyone else out

He lifts you up and turns on the spin setting

“I’m gonna make these panties so dirty before you can get them clean”
D/an Jones

In the shower of course

His busy schedule demands multi tasking

“I’m gonna fuck you so hard, try not to slip”
Officer Ronnie Peterson

Just fuck me in this sleazy motel. I am begging

“You want the lights on or off? Never mind, I’m gonna have your eyes roll so far back it won’t matter”
Paul Sevier

At the library

He knows all the secret spots

“Don’t worry, no one will find us here, just don’t make a sound okay?”
Toby Grisoni

Straight up just outdoor sex in the woods

Just a lot of *animalistic grunts*
Paterson

Every night in the bathroom of his favorite bar

The beer makes him bold

“You just had to be a little tease didn’t you?”
Phillip Altman

I’d like to think he uses his neighbours’ pool to bring back hot chicks

“I can’t tell if you were this wet before I got you in the pool baby”
Allan

A bench in Central Park

“Bounce up and down little girl, I’ll get you some candy afterwards”
Lev Shapiro

His motorcycle

“Hang onto the handlebars tight”
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