Something about the Capitol riots has been bugging me for weeks, and then today I finally realized...I know these assholes.

There’s the red-blooded American who got a little too carried away in patriotic fervor...

The American icon...

The creepy dude with zip ties...

The violent sociopath...

Lots of violent sociopaths actually...

The dickhead politician...

The bird of war...

The mom who’s a terrible role model...

The crazy uncle...

The homeless man who’s down on his luck...

The sassy, crazy blonde who knows how to handle a gun...

And of course, Nazis.

@alwayssunny, @GlennHowerton, @RMcElhenney, @DannyDeVito, @KaitlinOlson, @andrewfriedmans, @meellisday, @gregoryscummins

I’m sure there are more so feel free to add them in the comments. Surely there were several McPoyles in the crowd.

One more: happy-go-lucky wildcard with little respect for authority.