I'm gonna play my own version of #MaskedSingerUK I'm gonna call it #MaskedCelebrity. I'm gonna tell you a true celeb story and you have to guess who it is.

Years ago I worked on a kids TV show with a male presenter who was so stupid we had to do multiple takes because

he was continually forgetting his own name. This is absolutely true, he'd forget his own name!
As part of the show, he had to ask children as young as 7, questions to guess where they were going on holiday. He continually screwed these up by saying something like,

'The country you're going to is famous for having Pyramids... in Egypt.' then he'd say 'Oh shit!' in front of the kids then go 'Oh fuck I swore, oh shit, sorry balls, I mean fuck!' He did this all the time.
Once he was supposed to get on a train from Manchester to Birmingham.

He never turned up for the shoot, when we finally reached him he was in Newcastle. When asked why, he said, 'Nobody told me which train to get on so I just got on the one that was nearest to me. It went to Newcastle.'
When we said, why didn't you just get on one to Birmingham?

He freaked out and said 'I've had a really bad morning okay, I don't know where I am, I don't know how to get home and for the last 45 minutes kids had been throwing peanuts at my head.'

But who is the celebrity? Do you know?